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From stupid dead people to halitosis caused by constipation to a singer whose music can put you in danger in some Jamaican neighborhoods, it's all here-everything you need to know about the scary sh*t that surrounds all of us.

FACT: Men a four times as likely as women to be struck by lightning.

FACT: McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients use to manufacture gym mats and running shoes.

FACT: Moebius syndrome is a rare neurological disorder that renders victims unable to more their faces.

FACT: You can get an STD from a bikini wax.